Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Learn from Houseflies

A flykiller contraption was installed in kitchen. Lights and electrified grill and all. Missus got up from sleep and went there straight to find out what's happened. Bad news. The houseflies were smart. They were risk averse. They were like Mallu friends after four glasses of toddy. They measured every flying mission they undertook throughout the night. They flew close to the contraption but chose never to touch it and see what's it about. Good news too. Houseflies can now be studied for Artificial intelligence by scientists and there may be something for humans there. Mallus have already learnt, it's why they are so successful in unknown lands. Last heard, they were setting up businesses and sending nurses to Libya. I bet that half of our country won't even be able to name it's capital. The housefly learning can be used to program the rest of the nation. How to save yourself from stonepelters, from beatings, from random murders or from smelly gutters. Houseflies do things right. Learn from Houseflies. Like Nirav Modi did.

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